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Clint Walker Filmography

Jungle Gents
Release Year: 1954
Cast: Murray Alper, Rudolph Anders, Bennie Bartlett, Harry Cording, Pat Flaherty, Joel Fluellen, Clint Walker (Tarzan)
Director: Edward Bernds, Austin Jewell
Categories: Adventure, Comedy
Running Time: 64 minutes
 
The Bowery Boys go to Africa in this entry in the long-running series. They embark upon their adventure after they discover that one of them has the ability to smell diamonds. ~ Sandra Brennan, All Movie Guide
 

 
The Ten Commandments
Release Year: 1956
Cast: Charlton Heston, Yul Brynner, Anne Baxter, Edward G. Robinson, Yvonne de Carlo, Debra Paget Director: Cecil B. De Mille
Categories: Epic
Running Time: 219 minutes
 
 
Based on the Holy Scriptures, with additional dialogue by several other hands, The Ten Commandments as the last film directed by Cecil B. DeMille. The story relates the life of Moses, from the time he was discovered in the bullrushes as an infant by the pharoah's daughter, to his long, hard struggle to free the Hebrews from their slavery at the hands of the Egyptians. Moses (Charlton Heston) starts out "in solid" as Pharoah's adopted son (and a whiz at designing pyramids, dispensing such construction-site advice as "Blood makes poor mortar"), but when he discovers his true Hebrew heritage, he attempts to make life easier for his people. Banished by his jealous half-brother Rameses (Yul Brynner), Moses returns fully bearded to Pharoah's court, warning that he's had a message from God and that the Egyptians had better free the Hebrews post-haste if they know what's good for them. Only after the Seven Deadly Plagues have decimated Egypt does Rameses give in. As the Hebrews reach the Red Sea, they discover that Rameses has gone back on his word and plans to have them all killed. But Moses rescues his people with a little Divine legerdemain by parting the Seas. Later, Moses is again confronted by God on Mt. Sinai, who delivers unto him the Ten Commandments. Meanwhile, the Hebrews, led by the duplicitous Dathan (Edward G. Robinson), are forgetting their religion and behaving like libertines. "Where's your Moses now?" brays Dathan in the manner of a Lower East Side gangster. He soon finds out. A remake of his 1923 silent film, DeMille's The Ten Commandments may not be the most subtle and sophisticated entertainment ever concocted, but it tells its story with a clarity and vitality that few Biblical scholars have ever been able to duplicate. It is very likely the most eventful 219 minutes ever recorded to film--and who's to say that Nefertiri (Anne Baxter) didn't make speeches like, "Oh, Moses, Moses, you splendid, stubborn, adorable fool"? ~ Hal Erickson, All Movie Guide
 

 
TV series "Cheyenne"
 
In 1955, Warner Bros. entered the TV production field with the weekly Warner Bros. Presents. The program consisted of three rotating, each based on a Warners feature film of the 1940s. While King's Row and Casablanca fell by the wayside, the third component, Cheyenne, had "legs", lasting until 1963. Clint Walker starred as Cheyenne Bodie, a wandering dogooder at large in the Old West. During a 1958 contract dispute, Walker was spelled by two new characters, "Sugarfoot" (Will Hutchins) and "Bronco" (Ty Hardin), both of whom were spun off into their own series when Walker returned to the Warners fold in 1959. In the early 1990s, two 60-minute Cheyenne episodes were released on video: "White Warrior" and "The Iron Trail", respectively featuring stars-in-the-making Michael Landon and Dennis Hopper. ~ Hal Erickson, All Movie Guide
 

 
Cheyenne: The Iron Trail
Release Year: 1957
Cast: Dennis Hopper, Clint Walker
Categories: Western
Running Time: 60 minutes
 
In this episode from the '50s TV series, Cheyenne (Clint Walker) faces a demented outlaw who is trying to blow up U.S. President Grant's train. ~ John Bush, All Movie Guide
 
 
 
Cheyenne: White Warrior
Release Year: 1958
Cast: Michael Landon, Clint Walker
Director: Lee Sholem
Categories: Western
Running Time: 60 minutes
 
Raised by Comanches, a white boy (Michael Landon) is imprisoned by the Apaches and must deal with Cheyenne Bodie to escape. This originally aired as an episode on the '50s TV show. ~ John Bush, All Movie Guide
 
 

 
Fort Dobbs
Release Year: 1958
Cast: Clint Walker, Virginia Mayo, Brian Keith, Richard Eyer, Russ Conway, Michael Dante
Director: Gordon M. Douglas
Categories: Action, Western, Romance
Running Time: 90 minutes
 
In this western, an accused killer is able to escape lynchers by trading coats with a dead man he found lying beside the road with an arrow in his back. He soon happens upon a farm. As the farm is under Comanche attack when he arrives, the man immediately saves the life of a woman and her son. He then takes the pair to Fort Dobbs. En route the woman realizes that the coat her hero is wearing belonged to her husband. Thinking the arrow hole in the back was caused by a bullet, the woman immediately accuses the hero of murdering her man. They arrive at the fort only to find it busily preparing for another Comanche raid. The clever hero devises an ingenious plan to defend them using the fifteen-shot repeating rifles brought by a gun trader. His ploy works. The Commandoes are thwarted, his innocence is proven, and the young mother's good name is preserved. ~ Sandra Brennan, All Movie Guide
 

 
Stagecoach West
Release Year: 1959
Cast: Edward Byrnes, Clint Walker
Categories: Western
 
In this western a good-hearted fur trader finds himself embroiled in a Sioux revolt after some European men took one of their women hostage. ~ Sandra Brennan, All Movie Guide
 

 
Yellowstone Kelly
Release Year: 1959
Cast: Clint Walker, Edward Byrnes, John Russell, Ray Danton, Andrea Martin, Claude Akins
Director: Gordon M. Douglas
Categories: Western
Running Time: 91 minutes
 
Based on a book by Clay Fisher, this 1959 western has a cast loaded with television stars of the era. Clint Walker of TV's Cheyenne appears as the title character, a trapper who befriends the American Indian tribes in his hunting territory in 1867. When the U.S. cavalry is attacked by Kelly's Sioux friends, Kelly is caught between his friendships and loyalty to his country. The troops are slaughtered by the Sioux. Kelly moves in to rescue Wahleeah (Andra Martin), an Apache Indian girl who is being held prisoner by the Sioux because she refuses to marry their chief. ~ Michael Betzold, All Movie Guide
 

 
Gold of the Seven Saints
Release Year: 1961
Cast: Clint Walker, Roger Moore, Leticia Roman, Robert Middleton, Chill Wills, Gene Evans
Director: Gordon M. Douglas
Categories: Adventure, Western
Running Time: 88 minutes
 
Director Gordon M. Douglas specializes in comedy and action films, and here he puts the two genres together for a generally successful, well-acted chase drama. Two partners, Jim (Clint Walker) and Shawn (Roger Moore) have had the good fortune to find a gold fortune, but just after their strike, they end up in serious trouble. Word of their newfound status gets out to the wrong people, and before they have any time to cash in their chips and retire, they are running like the wind from a variety of money-grubbing marauders whose only goal in life is to return Jim and Shawn to their original impoverished state. As the chase heads toward a climactic moment, everything builds up to a convenient, if unconvincing conclusion. ~ Eleanor Mannikka, All Movie Guide
 

 
Send Me No Flowers
Release Year: 1964
Cast: Rock Hudson, Doris Day, Tony Randall, Paul Lynde, Hal March, Edward Andrews, Clint Walker
Director: Norman Jewison
Categories: Comedy
Running Time: 100 minutes
 
Light and laugh-filled, Send Me No Flowers is typical Rock Hudson and Doris Day fare. George (Hudson) is a hypochondriac married to Judy (Day) in this marital comedy. When George goes to visit the doctor, he overhears two doctors talking about a diagnosis of a terminally ill patient. George believes they are talking about him and that he is doomed to die. He recruits his friend Arnold (Tony Randall) to find a new husband for Judy. Judy thinks George is covering up for an illicit affair and throws him out of the house. George locates Judy's old college flame Bert (Clint Walker), now a Texas oil millionaire. Excellent performances by Edward Andrews as Dr. Morrissey and Paul Lynde as the aggressive cemetery-plot salesman help this feature along. Although not as solid as the Day/Hudson pairing in Pillow Talk or Lover Come Back, Send Me No Flowers is still a good romantic comedy. ~ Dan Pavlides, All Movie Guide
 

 
None But the Brave
Release Year: 1965
Cast: Frank Sinatra, Clint Walker, Tommy Sands, Brad Dexter, Tony Bill, Tatsuya Mihashi
Director: Frank Sinatra
Categories: Drama, War
Running Time: 105 minutes
 
Frank Sinatra took over the directors' chair for the first (and only) time in this unusual WWII drama. Lt. Kuroki (Tatsuya Mihashi) is the leader of a Japanese platoon stranded on a remote Pacific island, where with an iron hand he oversees the construction of a rescue ship. An American plane crash-lands on the island, leading to a skirmish between the two rag-tag legions; eventually, both sides call a truce, and medical officer Maloney (Sinatra) treats a Japanese soldier who was seriously wounded in the fighting. American commander Capt. Bourke (Clint Walker) and Lt. Kuroki come to an agreement -- they will work together to bring needed help to the island, but once either side's forces reach them, the fighting will pick up where it left off. None But the Brave was an international co-production of Artanis Productions (Sinatra's production company -- "Artanis" is Sinatra backwards), Warner Brothers, Tokyo Eiga, and Toho. ~ Mark Deming, All Movie Guide
 

 
The Night of the Grizzly
Release Year: 1966
Cast: Clint Walker, Martha Hyer, Keenan Wynn, Nancy Kulp, Kevin Brodie, Ellen Corby
Director: Joseph Pevney
Categories: Adventure, Western
Running Time: 99 minutes
 
A small town is terrorized by a grizzly bear in this uninspired western. Jim Cole (Clint Walker} must defend his inherited property from the designs of his greedy, land-grabbing neighbor Jed Curry (Keenan Wynn). ~ Dan Pavlides, All Movie Guide
 

 
Maya
Release Year: 1966
Cast: Clint Walker, Jay North, I.S. Johar, Sajid Kahn, Jairaj, Sonia Sahni
Director: John Berry
Categories: Adventure, Drama
Running Time: 91 minutes
 
Young Terry Bowen (Jay North) joins his big-game hunting father Hugh (Clint Walker) in India after his mother dies in this sentimental adventure. Hugh loses his courage after an incident with a tiger, and Terry loses respect for his father after he shoots a young cheetah that Terry was nursing back to health. He runs away and meets Raji (Sajid Khan), a young Hindu boy who promised his dying father he would deliver a white baby elephant named Maya to a sacred jungle temple. Terry agrees to help Raji, setting the stage for colorful jungle adventures in their quest. Highlights are the Indian jungle scenes and the exotic wildlife of the region. The feature spawned a short-lived television series. ~ Dan Pavlides, All Movie Guide
 

 
The Dirty Dozen
Release Year: 1967
Cast: Lee Marvin, Ernest Borgnine, Charles Bronson, Jim Brown, John Cassavetes, Richard Jaeckel, Clint Walker
Director: Robert Aldrich
Categories: War
Running Time: 149 minutes
 
Director Robert Aldrich took what he considered a hopelessly old-fashioned script by Lukas Heller and Nunnally Johnson and fashioned The Dirty Dozen into one of MGM's biggest moneymakers of the 1960s--and the sixth highest-grossing film in the studio's history. Lee Marvin plays Major Reisman, assigned to coordinate a suicide mission on a French chateau held by top Nazi officers. Since no "normal" GI can be expected to volunteer for this mission, Reisman is compelled to draw his personnel from a group of military prisoners serving life sentences. This "dirty dozen" includes a sex pervert (Telly Savalas), a psycho (John Cassavetes), a retarded killer (Donald Sutherland), and the equally malevolent Charles Bronson, Trini Lopez, Jim Brown, and Clint Walker. On the dim promise of receiving pardons if they survive, the criminals undergo a brutal training program, then are marched behind enemy lines dressed as Nazi soldiers, the better to overtake the chateau and kill everyone in it--including the innocent wives and mistresses of the German officers. It says something about Aldrich's skill as a director that he has us cheering on this motley crew as it accomplishes its coldblooded mission. Three of the "dirty dozen" survive, but you'll have to see the film for further details. Though it might be hard to believe, the novel by E. M. Nathanson from which this film was adapted was even more bloodthirsty than the film itself. ~ Hal Erickson, All Movie Guide
 

 
Sam Whiskey
Release Year: 1969
Cast: Burt Reynolds, Clint Walker, Ossie Davis, Angie Dickinson, Rick Davis, Del Reeves
Director: Arnold Laven
Categories: Comedy, Western
Running Time: 96 minutes
 
This light western comedy finds the lovely widow Laura Breckenridge (Angie Dickenson) offering a $20,000 reward for the return of some gold her late husband had stolen from the Denver mint. She seduces the virginal Sam (Burt Reynolds) into leading a team to retrieve the gold, now lying at the bottom of the Platte River. With the help of local blacksmith Jedidiah Hooker (Ossie Davis) and the inventor O.W. Bandy (Clint Walker), the trio agrees to go for the gold in order to receive the reward and restore the good name to the Breckenridge family. Meanwhile, the villains (Rick Davis and Del Reeves) trail the heroes in hopes of grabbing the gold for themselves. The good guys must break into the mint to put back the money, but they need to fool the wary watchman and superintendent (William Shallert). ~ Dan Pavlides, All Movie Guide
 

 
More Dead Than Alive
Release Year: 1969
Cast: Clint Walker, Vincent Price, Anne Francis, Paul Hampton, Craig Littler, Mike Henry
Director: Robert Sparr
Categories: Action, Western
Running Time: 101 minutes
 
In this western, an ex-gunman is released from prison after serving 18-years and tries to lead an honest life. Unfortunately, many things have changed during his time away. Now his only option is to perform in a Wild West show. At first he refuses, and decides to drive a supply wagon. While on the trail he is ambushed and left for dead in the desert by a vengeful villain. He is later cared for by a pretty woman and decides to join the show after all. There he is billed as sharpshooter "Killer" Cain. Unfortunately, the younger crack shot who was there first is jealous of the old gunfighter and continually challenges him to showdowns. The disgusted ex-con eventually quits the show and buys a small ranch with his new bride, the woman who helped him. Meanwhile back at the show, the young gun goes nuts, kills the owner, and is himself killed by the villain who ambushed the older gunman leading the older fellow to hunt down and kill the villain. Later, a bad man named Karma comes to the ranch and kills the gunman in cold blood as revenge for shooting a friend of his years before. ~ Sandra Brennan, All Movie Guide
 

 
The Great Bank Robbery
Release Year: 1969
Cast: Zero Mostel, Kim Novak, Clint Walker, Claude Akins, Akim Tamiroff, Larry Storch
Director: Hy Averback
Categories: Comedy, Western
Running Time: 97 minutes
 
In this western comedy, a bogus evangelist and his assistant travel to the town of Friendly and endeavor to rob the West's purportedly most unrobbable bank. Unfortunately, they are not the only bandits planning to rob the bank. Their rivals in robbery include a Mexican bandido and his dullard son. A gunman and his assistant also want to attempt a heist. To make things even more confusing, a Texas Ranger and his six Chinese-American G-men pose as laundrymen to investigate a crooked mayor. They all converge on Friendly at the same time and chaos ensues when they meet. ~ Sandra Brennan, All Movie Guide
 

 
The Phynx
Release Year: 1970
Cast: Michael Miller, Ray Chippeway, Dennis Larden, Lonny Stevens, Lou Antonio, Mike Kellin, Clint Walker
Director: Lee H. Katzin
Categories: Spy Film, Action, Comedy
Running Time: 92 minutes
 
Have you ever longed for the day when James Brown, Martha Raye, and Col. Harlan Sanders would appear in a movie together? Well, that's barely the tip of the improbable casting iceberg in this bizarre cold-war spoof. The leaders of the American intelligence organization the S.S.A. ("Super Secret Agency") are becoming increasingly alarmed by the disappearance of a number of B-list celebrities, who are being spirited off to Communist Albania. Eager to bring the fading stars back to the Land Of The Free, the S.S.A. come up with a simple plan -- they'll find four typical guys in their mid-20's, have international stars, and wait until they get invited to play a gig in Albania, which will allow them to find out what's become of Rudy Vallee, Butterfly McQueen, and Huntz Hall, among others. Unemployed philosopher Michael A. Miller, Native-American honor student Ray Chippeway, phys-ed major Dennis Larden, and male model Lonny Stevens are drafted by the S.S.A., and after some intensive training by experts (Trini Lopez shows them a few guitar chords, and Richard Pryor gives them a crash course in soul), they become an overnight sensation as The Phynx (yes, it's pronounced "Finks"); their album sells 17 million copies on the strength of songs like "What Is Your Sign?", and their groupies have to be cleared away by forklift. But fun and games have to go to the back burner when Albanian ruler Markevitch (George Tobias) and his wife Ruby (Joan Blondell) invite the Phynx to perform at the behest of their son. Pat O'Brien, Xaviar Cugat, Patty Andrews, Ruby Keeler, Dick Clark, Joe Louis, Harold "Oddjob" Sakata, Fritz Feld, Rona Barrett, George Jessel and Jay Silverheels are just a few of the other notables who make cameo appearances in The Phynx, which had a very brief theatrical release before being sold to television in the early 1970's. Legendary songwriters Jerry Leiber and Mike Stoller penned the songs performed by The Phynx (and Stoller composed the background score), though for some reason they're not covered nearly as often as Jailhouse Rock, Hound Dog, or Yakkety Yak. ~ Mark Deming, All Movie Guide
 

 
Yuma
Release Year: 1970
Cast: Edgar Buchanan, Bruce Glover, Kathryn Hays, Mark Richman, Barry Sullivan, Clint Walker
Director: Ted Post
Categories: Western
Running Time: 73 minutes
 
In this made-for-TV western, a down-and-dirty town is forced to shape up when a new sheriff (Clint Walker) comes to town. However, when a scheme is launched to destroy the lawman's authority, he must discover the perpetrators and preserve his reputation. ~ Iotis Erlewine, All Movie Guide
 

 
Hardcase
Release Year: 1971
Cast: Pedro Armendariz, Jr., Alex Karras, Luis Mirando, Stefanie Powers, Lopez Rojas, Clint Walker
Director: John Llewellyn Moxey
Categories: Action, Adventure, Western
Running Time: 74 minutes
 
Clint Walker plays Hardcase, an American soldier of fortune roaming the old west in search of his wife (Stefanie Powers), who has run off with half his life savings. He finds her in Mexico, where she is now the mistress of a rebel leader (Pedro Armendariz Jr.). Hardcase abducts the rebel chief in hopes of getting his money back--thereby winding up in the midst of a deadly political crisis. Alex Karras costars as a myopic associate of Hardcase, who doesn't trust the wife as far as he can throw her. Hardcase was produced by the cartoon firm of Hanna-Barbera, as an effort to break into "live" TV-movie fare. ~ Hal Erickson, All Movie Guide
 

 
Pancho Villa
Release Year: 1972
Cast: Telly Savalas, Clint Walker, Antonio Casas, Chuck Connors, Albeto Dalbes, Luis Davila, Angel del Pozo, Anne Francis
Director: Eugenio Martín
Categories: Western
Running Time: 92 minutes
 
This biopic chronicles the exciting and colorful life of Mexico's most illustrious revolutionary/bandit. A thrilling train crash provides the story's best moment. ~ Sandra Brennan, All Movie Guide
 

 
Deadly Harvest
Release Year: 1972
Cast: David Brown, Kim Cattrall, Gary Davies, Patty Duke, Nehemiah Persoff, Clint Walker
Director: Timothy Bond, Michael O'Herlihy
Categories: Drama, Science Fiction
Running Time: 86 minutes
 
This '70s eco-thriller involves the rapidly shrinking amount of farmland in the world, due to over-industrialization. Several groups become desperate to control food, and a vicious fight breaks out between rural areas (which control grain supplies) and urban centers (which contain most of the world's population). ~ John Bush, All Movie Guide
 

 
The Bounty Man
Release Year: 1972
Cast: Clint Walker, Richard Basehart, Rita Conde, Dennis Cross, John Ericson, Gene Evans, Paul Harper
Director: John Llewellyn Moxey
Categories: Western
Running Time: 74 minutes
 
The Bounty Man is Clint Walker, back in the saddle some nine years after the cancellation of his TV series Cheyenne. Walker is hired to bring in his quarry dead or alive, and in the past has had no qualms about choosing the latter option. Now he is in competition with hard-bitten Richard Basehart in tracking down a young murderer (John Ericson)--and now he begins to ask himself questions about the morality of his profession. Though there's no authentication of this opinion, The Bounty Man sure looks like a series pilot. It was originally telecast October 21, 1972. ~ Hal Erickson, All Movie Guide
 

 
Killdozer
Release Year: 1974
Cast: Carl Betz, Neville Brand, Robert Urich, James Wainwright, Clint Walker, James C. Watson
Director: Jerry London
Categories: Horror, Thriller
Running Time: 74 minutes
 
This inventive and genuinely creepy TV movie is scripted by acclaimed science fiction author Theodore Sturgeon. The plot involves a group of construction workers building an airstrip on a South Pacific island during World War II, who disrupt an ancient native temple and uncover a strange meteorite sealed within its walls. When they attempt to move the massive rock with one of their bulldozers, the noncorporeal entity contained within it enters the machine itself, which later grinds to malevolent life and attacks the team members. Boasting high production values and excellent special effects for a TV production, Killdozer is propelled by a unique premise that no doubt inspired Stephen King's short story Trucks -- which itself spawned two substandard film versions that proved far less interesting. ~ Cavett Binion, All Movie Guide
 

 
Scream of the Wolf
Release Year: 1974
Cast: Philip Carey, Peter Graves, Don McGowan, Jo Ann Pflug, Brian Richards, Clint Walker
Director: Dan Curtis
Categories: Horror
Running Time: 78 minutes
 
Written by Richard Matheson, the made-for-television horror movie Scream of the Wolf is about an author (Peter Graves) being stalked by a terrifying, mysterious and lethal beast. The creature is also being tracked by a big-game hunter, who has come out of retirement to make one final big score. ~ Stephen Thomas Erlewine, All Movie Guide
 

 
Baker's Hawk
Release Year: 1976
Cast: Clint Walker, Burl Ives, Diane Baker, Lee Montgomery, Alan Young, Taylor Lacher
Director: Lyman D. Dayton
Categories: Western
Running Time: 98 minutes
 
Baker's Hawk is an old-style western starring old-style Clint Walker. Burl Ives plays a recluse plagued by vigilantes. Ives is protected by Walker and his son Lee H. Montgomery on the basis of the lad's friendship with the old man. Baker's Hawk is based on a novel by Jack Bickham. ~ Hal Erickson, All Movie Guide
 

 
The White Buffalo
Release Year: 1977
Cast: Charles Bronson, Jack Warden, Will Sampson, Kim Novak, Clint Walker, Stuart Whitman
Director: J. Lee Thompson
Categories: Drama, Western
Running Time: 97 minutes
 
J. Lee Thompson directs Charles Bronson in this strange western variation on Herman Melville's Moby Dick. Bronson plays a man named James Otis, who is disturbed by dreams of a giant white buffalo. He returns to the west under his new name --Wild Bill Hickok. Amongst his travels, he meets Chief Crazy Horse (Will Sampson), who is roaming the plains in an obsessive search for the giant white buffalo that killed his young daughter. Chief Crazy Horse wants to slay the beast in revenge for his daughter's death, and Wild Bill Hickok teams up with him to hunt down the giant white buffalo. ~ Paul Brenner, All Movie Guide
 

 
Snowbeast
Release Year: 1977
Cast: Robert Logan, Michael J. London, Yvette Mimieux, Sylvia Sidney, Bo Svenson, Clint Walker
Director: Herb Wallerstein
Categories: Thriller
Running Time: 96 minutes
 
In this made-for-television chiller, an enormous and angry Bigfoot launches a campaign of death and destruction against the skiers who have disturbed its home. ~ Sandra Brennan, All Movie Guide
 

 
Mysterious Island of Beautiful Women
Release Year: 1979
Cast: Jamie Lyn Bauer, Rosalind Chao, Susie Coelho, Kathryn Davis, Steven Keats, Jayne Kennedy, Clint Walker
Director: Joseph Pevney
Categories: Adventure, Fantasy
Running Time: 100 minutes
 
In this made-for-TV adventure, six men end up marooned on a remote South Sea island and find themselves having to deal with a tribe of murderously man-hating bikini-clad babes. The film is also titled Island-Sister Theresa. ~ Sandra Brennan, All Movie Guide
 

 
Hysterical
Release Year: 1983
Cast: William Hudson, Mark Hudson, Brett Hudson, Cindy Pickett, Richard Kiel, Julie Newmar
Director: Chris Bearde
Categories: Comedy, Horror
Running Time: 87 minutes
 
During the peak of the slasher-movie boom of the early '80s, there were numerous attempts at Airplane!-style horror parodies, all of which fell considerably short of their comic targets and vanished into cable-TV obscurity. Hysterical, an abortive vehicle for the questionable comic talents of the Hudson Brothers, is perhaps the weakest of the lot. Bill Hudson plays Fred Lansing, a writer vacationing at a rustic lighthouse in the deceptively idyllic Oregon fishing town of Hellview, where he is tormented by the apparition of Venecia (Julie Newmar), a local woman who killed herself one hundred years ago. The lovelorn Venecia wishes to use Fred's body as the vessel for the spirit of her dead husband, Captain Howdy (Richard Kiel, once again typecast as a great big guy), and isn't particularly interested in Fred's opinion on the matter. When Howdy apparently grumbles to life, several townspeople are subsequently murdered in ghastly ways, leading a pair of bumbling detectives (Mark Hudson and Brett Hudson) to investigate the horrific history of the Hellview lighthouse and generally make nuisances of themselves. Filled with insipid puns, tired sight gags, silly musical numbers, and unfunny cameo appearances from the likes of Bud Cort and Charlie Callas, this inept spoof has perhaps three genuine laughs scattered throughout its ninety-minute runtime, amounting to only one decent joke per half-hour of wasted film. ~ Cavett Binion, All Movie Guide
 

 
The Serpent Warriors
Release Year: 1985
Cast: Clint Walker, Anne Lockhart, Eartha Kitt, Christopher Mitchum
Director: Niels Rasmussen
Running Time: 96 minutes
 
A zoologist is called to a construction site that has been plagued by swarms of snakes. He finds out that the site was the ancient headquarters of a snake-worshiping cult that placed a curse on the grounds. Soon the zoologist and the workers find themselves under attack by hundreds of deadly snakes. ~ Brian Gusse, All Movie Guide
 

 
The Gambler Returns: The Luck of the Draw
Release Year: 1991
Cast: Kenny Rogers, Reba McIntyre, Rick Rossovich, and several famous TV cowboy guest stars.
Director: Richard Lowry
Categories: Western
Running Time: 180 minutes
 
The fifth of Kenny Rogers' Gambler TV movies, 1991's The Gambler Returns: The Luck of the Draw is regarded by many western diehards as the best. This time, gambler Brady Hawkes is en route to a high-stakes poker game in San Francisco. His travelling companions are a trouble-prone frontier Romeo (Rick Rossovich) and a feisty ex-saloon gal (Reba McIntyre). Never mind that: The real attraction of Luck of the Draw is its enormous guest-star lineup of famous TV cowboy heroes of yore: Gene "Bat Masterson" Barry, Hugh "Wyatt Earp" O'Brien, Brian "The Westerner" Keith, Chuck "The Rifleman" Connors, Jack "Maverick" Kelly, Clint "Cheyenne" Walker, David "Kung Fu" Carradine, and "Virginian" co-stars James Drury and Doug McClure. The first portion of this two-part movie concentrates on setting up the plot; Part Two is the card game itself, preceded by a boxing match refereed by Bat Masterson (Gene Barry). ~ Hal Erickson, All Movie Guide
 

 
Small Soldiers
Release Year: 1998
Cast: Kirsten Dunst, Gregory Smith, Jay Mohr, Phil Hartman, Kevin Dunn, Denis Leary
Director: Joe Dante
Categories: Comedy - Adventure
Running Time: 99 minutes
 
Joe Dante directed this satirical action-comedy about talking tech toys accidentally juiced-up with military microchips. After the defense industry firm Globotech takes over a small toy company, Heartland Play Systems' CEO Gil Mars (Denis Leary) gives the green light to develop a new line of action figures, requesting an upgrade to more realistic figures from Heartland toy designers Larry Benson (Jay Mohr) and fumbling Irwin Wayfair (David Cross). Mars wants toys that act like the ones in TV commercials. The results are fierce fighting figures, the Commando Elite, programmed to seek out and destroy the kindly alien-like Gorgonites. In an effort to make the toys as natural as possible, Benson inserts Globotech's most powerful military computer chips. Meanwhile, in quiet Winslow Corners, Ohio, toy-store owner Stuart Abernathy (Kevin Dunn) and his 15-year-old son Alan (Gregory Smith) are stuck in a failing business, so when Heartland truckdriver Joe (Dick Miller) stops by with the Commando and Gorgonite toys, Alan is convinced they will be hot sellers, commenting, "Maybe this store will finally make a little money." With blistering blows to their blister packs, the Commandos burst out, receive orders from their leader Chip Hazard (voice of Tommy Lee Jones) and ready for an all-out assault on the Gorgonites. When the Gorgonite leader Archer (voice of Frank Langella) begins communicating with Alan, it causes the Commandos to perceive humans as another enemy, simply by their association with the "Gorgonite scum," so an attack on the Abernathy house begins. Unfortunately, the Gorgonites can offer only limited assistance, since they have been programmed to lose. The film combines animatronics, puppetry, and computer animation. The Commando Elite voices include surviving actors from Robert Aldrich's The Dirty Dozen (1967), while the Gorgonite voices reunited several This Is Spinal Tap (1983) cast members. A dedication to Phil Hartman (the voice of Phil Fimple) after the closing credits features a brief Hartman outtake. ~ Bhob Stewart, All Movie Guide
 
 


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